Day 1:
1. There are a total of two people working in the office today. This can be either a good thing or a bad thing depending on how much time I can waste playing online kid games.
2. We have hired a new secretary across the hall who, as luck would have it, is already beating the four of us in this office in the "relationship department".
3. The newly hired secretary has a husband who has a guy friend she needs to set up on a date ... The problem is that there are so many single girls at work, so he gets his choice from hundreds (you have to remember we are all working at the club for single/and divorced women of all ages). New meat in here is like sticking a dead rabbit in the middle of a flock of starving vultures. The result will not be pretty.
4. I just overheard a phone conversation that confirmed the fact that "The Wicked Witch of the SWKT" will in fact be taking a vacation to sunny California. Although she does not quite deserve the vacation ... a vacation for her is akin to a vacation for the rest of us stuck here in the office all week. I have one word to describe my feelings ... YIPEE!
5. I got a job interview at HealthComputing Enterprises as a PT Receptionist for almost half the pay that I am making right now - but it's 20 more hours I would be working a week so I am not going to complain.
Please note: These highlights are posted out of sheer boredom. If you would like to keep me as well as several others in this office from contemplating ridiculous Office inspired stunts 9 hours a day post comments, send quirky pictures, email me, find me a make out buddy, or all of the above. Have a great day! Try not to have too much fun!
Brooke Jean
1 comment:
Come on Brooke! It can't be THAT boring can it? Maybe I really should visit you there someday during my lunch break.
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